No, no, he is in Hawaii, sipping away on overpriced booze and swimming in shark infested waters. Well Happy Birthday Stan my boy, hopefully you’ll com back with a better appreciation of what you have, because (to paraphrase a great movie) “Who wants to spend their birthday in a tropical climate anyways?"
Here’s a picture message from him to everyone back home:

(Caption: Wish You Were Here)
he's not in town? i hadn't even noticed...
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought it was cool I was having my birthday at Hooter's this weekend...smuck!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd hate to be in Hawaii. Jellyfish suck.
ReplyDeleteWe should all be so fortunate.
ReplyDeleteit is pretty amazing to be me. even i'm jealous of myself...
ReplyDeleteexcept for that jellyfish i just can't seem to get out of my bathing suit.
gosh it stings.